Goat Smalls $40/OZ or $100/3oz

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Goat Smalls – $40/OZ or $100/3OZ
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid • 70% Sativa / 30% Indica
THC: 12%–15% • CBD: ~15% (1:1 Ratio)
If you’re looking for an affordable sativa that still hits every mark —
Goat Smalls
truly earns its name. 🐐✨
To begin with,
this rare hybrid comes from crossing
Animal Pie × ACDC
, creating a beautifully balanced strain with a
1:1 CBD:THC profile
that sits around
15% each
. Because of that, G.O.A.T. delivers calm focus, gentle euphoria, and steady energy without ever pushing you into anxiety or over-stimulation.
Next,
the effects settle in smoothly. You’ll feel uplifted, clearer, lighter — the kind of high that makes daytime tasks easier, not harder. It encourages purpose, creativity, and relaxed concentration, making it ideal for studying, working, or running errands.
Meanwhile,
the CBD content supports full-body relief. A soothing wave eases tension, melts mild aches, and brings a quiet sense of comfort from head to toe. The overall vibe is mellow, focused, and perfectly balanced.
Finally,
G.O.A.T. offers a pleasant flavour profile — sweet, fruity, earthy, and lightly spicy. The smoke is smooth, and the aroma fills the room with herbal sweetness and soft pungent fruit notes.
With its gentle high, medicinal benefits, and budget-friendly price,
Goat Smalls
is a perfect everyday strain — especially at
$40/OZ or $100/3OZ
.
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FLAVOURS
Fruity
Sweet
Spicy
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AROMA
Earthy • Sweet • Herbal • Fruity • Pungent
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EFFECTS
Focus
Happy
Relaxing
Uplifting
Mildly Sleepy (in higher amounts)
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MAY HELP WITH
(educational only)
Multiple Sclerosis
Cancer-related discomfort
Muscle Spasms
Hypertension
Seizures
Chronic Pain
💡 Usage Guide
Recommended Dosage
Beginners:
Start with 0.25-0.5g (one small bowl or half a joint) to assess tolerance
Experienced Users:
0.5-1.0g per session for optimal effects
Medical Patients:
Consult with your healthcare provider; typically 0.5-1.5g daily divided into multiple sessions
Consumption Methods
Smoking:
Roll into joints or pack into bongs and pipes for immediate sativa effects and full flavour expression
Vaporizing:
Use a dry herb vaporizer at 175-190°C to preserve the complex terpene profile and enjoy smoother inhalation
Cooking:
Decarboxylate first at 110°C for 30-40 minutes before infusing into oils or butter for edibles
Onset & Duration
Onset:
2-10 minutes when smoking or vaping
Peak Effects:
30-60 minutes after consumption
Duration:
2-4 hours of noticeable effects
Best Use Cases
G.O.A.T. is ideal for daytime and early evening use when you need energy, focus, and creativity. The sativa-dominant profile makes it perfect for social gatherings, creative projects, outdoor activities, or tackling your to-do list. The balanced nature means it won’t leave you overly sedated, making it suitable for functional use while still providing therapeutic relaxation. Best enjoyed when you have activities planned rather than before sleep.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Is G.O.A.T. indica, sativa, or hybrid?
A:
G.O.A.T. is a 70% sativa / 30% indica hybrid strain, offering predominantly uplifting and energizing effects with a gentle body relaxation component. This sativa-dominant profile makes it ideal for daytime use and active pursuits.
What are the effects of G.O.A.T.?
A:
Users report balanced and therapeutic effects including mental clarity, creative energy, mood elevation, and gentle physical relaxation. G.O.A.T. is commonly used for stress relief, enhancing focus, boosting creativity, and maintaining functionality throughout the day without heavy sedation.
Is G.O.A.T. good for beginners?
A:
Yes, G.O.A.T.’s balanced cannabinoid profile makes it suitable for beginners when consumed responsibly. Start with a small amount (0.25-0.5g) and wait 10-15 minutes to assess effects before consuming more. The therapeutic properties provide a smooth introduction to sativa-dominant strains.
What’s the best value: $40/OZ or $100/3OZ?
A:
The $100/3OZ option offers the best value, giving you three ounces for just $33.33 per ounce—a savings of $6.67 per ounce compared to the single ounce price. This bulk option is perfect if you enjoy G.O.A.T. regularly or want to stock up on quality flower at an exceptional price.
How should I store G.O.A.T. flower?
A:
Store your G.O.A.T. in an airtight container (glass jars work best) in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight, heat, and moisture. Proper storage maintains potency, preserves terpenes, and keeps your flower fresh for 6-12 months. Consider using humidity control packs to maintain optimal moisture levels.
Does Mohawk Medibles ship G.O.A.T. across Canada?
A:
Yes! We offer fast, discreet Canada-wide shipping on all our products, including G.O.A.T. Orders placed before 2 PM EST receive same-day processing, and all packages arrive in plain, unmarked packaging to ensure your privacy. Track your order from Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory right to your door.
What makes G.O.A.T. the “Greatest of All Time”?
A:
G.O.A.T. earns its name through exceptional vers...